Flight Humor

There is this story of a passenger on a flight to Mumbai, India, who asks the flight attendant why, having arrived, they seem to be circling instead of landing and the attendant says, "The movie isn't over yet!". I had a similar moment on a flight to CA recently when passengers complained that, having paid for DirecTV, the channels were silent, and the pilot said, "I will climb 5000 ft so the satellites will be able to see us."