Air Travel

I watched the recycled sequel to the old, old classic Airplane! this AM. In real life, pilots sometimes have to communicate things beyond the usual to the passengers and the things I have heard:

"Electrons are running around in the computer and not listening to us, so as soon as the technicians fix that, we will on our way". -- This took several hours even as my plane was parked off the runway in some airport in Germany.

"We have just got our paperwork, and we can now fly". -- This was after several minutes of waiting at the gates with closed doors without any announcement. I hate paperwork and can not imagine it will follow me on to a plane too.

Here are some funnies, mostly antics by Southwest Airlines flight attendants.